What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the best way to get over someone you love?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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